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Haylee Caulfield

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I could’ve told you my whole autobiography, but I didn’t felt like it.

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Haylee Caulfield


I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometimes I act a lot older than I am - I really do - but people never notice it. People never notice anything.

J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye

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Haylee Caulfield


What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye

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Haylee Caulfield


Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

John Kennedy Toole

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Haylee Caulfield


 Cover of 'A Confederacy of Dunces'

A Confederacy of Dunces

By John Kennedy Toole

5.0

Ignatius is a guy that you don't want to work with. You don't want to live next to him. You certainly don't want to be related to him. He is bombastically opinionated, gaseous, arrogant, and looks at the world through a Ignatius kaleidoscope that has little resemblance to real life. For example after attempting to capture a stray cat on the street he is asked by his mother about some wounds on his...

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 Cover of 'Last Evening on Earth'

Last Evening on Earth

By Roberto Bolaño

4.5

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